Gaptooth McGoo

This wide-eyed monster will lull you into a false pretence of cuteness and cuddles until you fall for it and attach it to your heart and possessions. Then the devious delinquent will squeal at the top of its tiny lungs, fight with its own reflection and repeat terrible tunes over and over until you want to scream and chuck it out the window.

• Number:
• Height: 16cm
• Features: Human-like teeth, wide dark eyes, tongue hanging out, clingers, holding a sign
• Fur: Blue tie dye fuzzy
• Fart velocity: El diablo
• Phlegm consistency: Sticky